Two weird stories via MSNBC this morning...

(1) DUI suspect tries to swallow keys, bites officer

Yea, a drunk driver in Moscow tried to swallow his keys after officers had to confiscate his car. Not sure what exactly swallowing the keys will do.

(2) On that same page, there is a story about "A town named Bucksnort." Yes, Bucksnort, is in Tennessee, they even have a Wikipedia page. Supposedly the town is so small that there "is no U.S. Census data for the location and there is no post office." Also, if for some reason you are passing through, the recommended place to eat is at Rudy's Restaurant right off of Hwy 40, Exit 152.