USB Missile Launcher(1) I am a boss, I know, I really am - weird.
(2) I am a geek, or at least a geek wanna be.

What is a great present for me, especially since tomorrow is my birthday? A USB Missile Launcher!

Yea, I love geek stuff, and this is one of those things. And it would be great to shoot missiles at my workers, knowing that it won't hurt them. The only problem is that I am in my own office and the employees are in another office. So maybe, if I can operate this missile launcher remotely and shot them from my office, maybe that will work?

The USB Missile Launcher allows you to shoot foam missiles from the comfort of your desk. Cheesy co-workers are no longer safe from your assaults.

Tilt, rotate, and fire your USB Missile Launcher using only your keyboard. Included software features sound effects. Mute them for your stealth operations.

Ah, got to love it! Thank Judah for the link!