checkWhat? Do you have an excess of staples? Do you have one of those cool automated staplers? Give me a reason!

I can't stand getting checks in the mail that have a staple through them. I can't stand it.

The annoyance of trying to pry the staple edges open with your finger nails. Errr.

I should get a staple remover (wait, can you believe Wikipedia has a page for that)... No, those tend to rip the checks.

Rant over.