Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire via the Washington Post reports that a man beat up a peacock because he thought it was a vampire.

Reportedly, the peacock walked into a parking lot neat Burger King. A man spotted it and thought it was a vampire, so he beat it, beat it so bad that all of its tail feathers fell out. In fact, the bird had to be euthanized after the beating.

Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the city's Center for Animal Care and Control said:

"It's just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor, defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion."

He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19. WOW.

Vampire vs. Peacock:

Hmmm....