Sleeping on SofaPicture this. Your wife gets made at you and tells you to sleep on the sofa tonight... That is the standard joke...

But check this out...

Man Living in Car Since '00 Upsets Town from SFGate.com reports that a man who got in a fight with his wife back in 1999, has been living out of his car since 2000.

Now the car is in his backyard, while the wife lives inside the house.

The neighbors are very upset:

But his neighbors, who say Graham plays loud music, often spouts obsenity-laced tirades and uses his yard as a toilet, aren't amused. They have asked the city to prohibit such living arrangements.

Now, my question, while reading the article, was where do he go to the bathroom. As I continued reading, I found out.

The neighbors say one of their biggest complaints is that Graham may be using his yard for a toilet.

Graham denied that, but here is what the neighbor said:

"I walked out there, and (the smell) was terrible," she said. "Then Ronnie came out the back door and said, 'It smells just like back in Baghdad.' He said he'd been on detail where they have to burn excrement and said that was exactly what it smells like."

Anyway, this brings a whole new meaning to sleeping on the sofa.