So Gary Price handed me a box, wrapped in birthday paper this morning. It looked like this:

Ask.com Pen Gift

So I looked at the card on the front, which read:

Barry -

Now you'll always know when your pen's running low!

Enjoy,
Ask.com

Ask.com Pen Gift

So I open the box and find a feather pen with a bottle of ink.

Ask.com Pen Gift

Too funny, a feather Quill pen. Yes, I guess, I will always know when my pen is running low on ink.

Thank Ask.com for fixing my pen outage!