December 7, 2007
Bird on Crack Cocaine Dies on Friday, December 7th 2007
Today marks the day of a second dead bird I found outside my office building. Here is a picture:
From the looks of the crime scene, the bird was on some major crack cocaine. Kids, listen when I tell you, stay off the crack! If not, you can be like that bird.
FYI - there is nothing I can do about the windows. It is an office building and I only sit by a few of them.