Today marks the day of a second dead bird I found outside my office building. Here is a picture:

Dead Bird

From the looks of the crime scene, the bird was on some major crack cocaine. Kids, listen when I tell you, stay off the crack! If not, you can be like that bird.

In any event, this is not the first time a bird died outside my window. There was a dead bird from a window accident several months ago. I am telling you, birds love my windows.

FYI - there is nothing I can do about the windows. It is an office building and I only sit by a few of them.