Saturday night, my wife convinced me to drive her to a mall so she can return something and buy something else. After a bit of a struggle, I caved and drove her.
We enter the store and conveniently there are two large chairs to sit on. One of the seats was occupied by a man using his iPhone. I smiled, sat down, took out my iPhone and began replying to some emails, checking RSS and then even some YouTube videos.
The man left, after his wife made her purchase. I remained, waiting for my wife. I continued my iPhone usage, until this other man came and sat down in the open chair. He said hello, so of course I responded with a hello. But then he began making conversation. I responded kindly, but tried to make sure he noticed that I was on my iPhone. He didn't stop. I know where he was from, how often he goes shopping, recent parties he went to and a bit more. Then his wife came over and signaled she was done --- yippeee! He got up, said goodbye, and left.
Now, am I wrong here? It seemed like the previous guy got it right. When men are waiting for their wives as they shop, they do not need to converse. God invented iPhones for that reason. :)
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Comments
THAT IS VERY TRUE
MEN DO NOT TALK TO EACHOTHER WHILE WAITING
WE ARE BAG MEN AND THATS WHAT WE ARE MADE FOR
EVEN SOME GUYS HOLD THE POCKETBOOKS TOO
THAT MAN VIolated everything in the manhood system
Barry next time u get up and move
Posted by: BAG MAN | January 14, 2008 10:44 AM
some people, even men, are gabbers. i believe exchanges between strange men should be limited to nods and grunts. if i gave a hoot about your life, i'd ask.
Posted by: adamap | January 14, 2008 10:53 AM
The conversation is completely moot.
The reality is the problem began right at the beginning of your story when you "caved".
Once you agree to engage in "vaybeshe zachen" (ask your newly yiddishized wife what that means), you are no longer protected under the male "legal" system. All bets are off.
You should have never been in the situation to begin with and you only have yourself to blame.
Of course, you know me well enough to know that I am not one to throw stones, considering the large glass house in which I live....
Posted by: Concerned Brother-In-Law | January 14, 2008 12:24 PM
Hard to argue with that.
Posted by: Barry Schwartz | January 14, 2008 12:26 PM
As I tweeted earlier, no man is responsible for his actions after shopping with a female for over an hour. I just hope he made it home shortly thereafter.
Posted by: DJLitten | January 14, 2008 1:50 PM