VictoryLast night, I conned my wife into coming with me to one of my favorite restaurants, because we were only 5 minutes away, and I was starving.

When we got there, we reviewed our choices and the waiter came by. I had my wife order first, because all polite men do that. ;-) Then I told the waiter my request. He asked, would you like mash potatoes, backed potatoes or french fries with that. What did I say?

"French Fries"

My wife then looked at me and said no. Then the waiter smiles and he looks at me for my next move. He was shocked to hear me say...

"French Fries"

My wife said no again, but with less emphasis, which I then looked back at the waiter, smiled and said...

"French Fries"

The men who read this will think what I thought. This is one small victory for all man kind.

The women who read this will think another thing. Men are so stupid.