Last night, my wife's sister got engaged to a wonderful guy she has been going out with for almost two years (I think that it's been almost two years). So last night, we had a small party for the family, to celebrate. I won't get into the details of the party or stuff like that but I will tell you that it is now official --- I am the short and stumpy one. Yes, I am leading myself up for some fun comments below, but hey - it's fun.
Here is a picture of the (now) three brother-in-laws:
I masked their faces because I didn't obtain approval from them to post the picture and it is actually funnier this way.
Okay, guess who I am... Yea, that is me on the left. Then the most senior brother-in-law, in the middle, who has taught me a lot and guided me through joining the new family. Then the new brother-in-law, who is still skinny and tall (that will change) is on the right. Notice the progression. Typically, I should be in the middle, since I was married for a shorter period of time - but I break the rules.
So there you have it. My fate has been sealed. I am the short and stumpy brother-in-law and son-in-law. But I am proud to be in that position. At least I don't fall in between and no one notices me ;-).
In any event, Mazol Tov! Welcome to the family and I look forward to squeezing into my tuxedo at the wedding!



Comments
Way off- I think like a year and 3 months... A wedding is a good reason to go on a diet ya know ;)
Posted by: wife | June 27, 2008 9:30 AM
short??
who said that?
Posted by: siborg | June 27, 2008 9:38 AM
Technically, I am not short at all. But compared to the "tall" brother-in-laws, I am.
Posted by: Barry Schwartz | June 27, 2008 9:39 AM
MAZEL TOV SO EXCITING
U DONT NEED A DIET TELL THE WIFE THAT
and if the tuxedo dont fit
buy a new one
i am guessing the wife is getting something new so can u
Posted by: CONGRATS | June 27, 2008 9:46 AM
I don;t know about you, but after seeing those pictures, I am going on a diet. Short and Stumpy is better than Tall, Fat and Sweaty!
I'm on Tuxedo #3 since my wedding and I'm NOT getting #4!!!
Posted by: "Senior" Brother-in-Law | June 27, 2008 10:04 AM
"senior"- I am sure your wife would be just delighted for you not to spend money on a 4th- much more economical ( as your wife is) to diet.
Posted by: wife | June 27, 2008 11:52 AM
Well, no matter what, if I fit or not, im squeezing into that thing. :)
Posted by: Barry Schwartz | June 27, 2008 12:12 PM