For those that want to friend me on Facebook, so that I can annoy them with updates, you can now reach me at facebook.com/barryschwartz.

I don't use Facebook like a good Facebook citizen, I use it like a spammer. So I warn you.

I don't post useful pictures there. I don't talk to friends on there. I'll ignore your Facebook messages. I won't reply to Facebook IMs. I am the evil Facebook user.

I only go on to /reqs to accept friend requests. I pretty much accept everyone, so no one gets insulted.