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September 30, 2009

Got My Lulav & Esrog (אתרוג) For Sukkots

Last night, I purchased my (and two others) Lulav & Esrog (אתרוג) for the holiday of Sukkots. The past few years, basically since I have been married, I have rarely picked out my Lulav and Esrog. Why? Well, my father-in-law did, so I didn't have to go on an airplane with it. This time, the father-in-law is coming to me, so I had the privilege of returning the favor.

This is why I had to go Sukkah shopping, bought after planning for the sukkah and found out it was two inches too long. Last night, I finished putting up the Sukkah (I'll have pictures another day), but you can view the virtual Sukkah in Google Sketchup to get an idea of how it looks.

Back on the topic of the Esrog. I personally prefer an Esrog without a Pitom. The pitom is the top of the Esrog, where the little piece comes out. If it breaks off, which happens, then it is not "kosher." If it grows without it, then it is kosher and you don't run the risk of it breaking off. Here is a picture of one with the Pitom.

Esrog

The pitom is on the left of this picture.

As you can see, it can break if dropped or handled wrong.

So I picked it up last night. Mine is currently very green. The guy I bought it from told me to put it in a paper brown bag with an apple. In a day or so, the green should fade more into yellow. Let's see...

September 25, 2009

MMS on iPhone Now: Download in iTunes, Sync & Reboot Device

Lots of people are now getting the iPhone AT&T MMS update via iTunes. To make sure you get it on your device, make sure to:

(1) Download update in iTunes
(2) Sync your iPhone with iTunes
(3) Then reboot your iPhone

You will then see it in the messages section.

Here are screen shots:

MMS iPhone Update Download Carrier Settings

MMS iPhone Update Download Carrier Settings

MMS iPhone Update Download Carrier Settings

Why Don't Stores Sell Half a Slice of Pizza?

pizza sliceI was thinking... I do that sometimes....

Why don't pizza stores sell a half of one slice of pizza?

I see it all the time. "Can you cut that slice in half for me," a customer says. Sometimes the pizza man cuts the single slice in half, without you even asking.

So why not sell a half of a slice?

Who would eat it? Well, I wouldn't. I want at least two full slices. But kids love to chow down on half of a slice. Why let them waste the other half, just buy half of the slice.

If a single slice is $2. Sell a half of that slice for $1.25.

Maybe there are stores that sell half of a single slice? Maybe I haven't heard or seen it?

September 24, 2009

Car Parking On Top of Another Car

I spotted an article from up in Utica, New York (near Syracuse) that showed a car parked on top of another car.

In reality, the car drove through bushes. Past those bushes was a parking lot. But the parking lot seemed to be about 10 to 15 feet below the foor of bushes.

Here is a video of the event:

September 23, 2009

Pretend Sleep Walking To Rest During Bathroom Run

Sleep WalkingOften when I walk to the bathroom, down the hall from my office, I decide to do so, with my eyes closed.

There is something refreshing about walking and having your eyes closed. I am not sure what it is.

But when you are exhausted and tired, try it. Of course, I am a bit nervous that I might walk into someone. So I first look to make sure the path is clear. I then get nervous when I pass the elevator and then someone's office door. But then it is clear sailing, for a whole additional 3 steps, to the bathroom.

So to get the full nap time, I do the same routine on the way back from the bathroom and into my office.

Does it help? I think so.

Am I weird? I guess so.

Sending Email on iPhone Prompts a Phone Call on my GPS?

Lexus Phone Bluetooth IconI jumped in my car to pick up yet another salad (I am good).

I decided to check my email while sitting in the car. I hit reply to that email and the GPS screen changed as if I was making a phone call. I first thought that I called someone by accident, but that wasn't it. I then figured out that every time I hit reply or new email, the iPhone sent a command via bluetooth to my car's GPS that I was making a phone call.

This is the first time something like this happened to me. I honestly think this is a quirk. But if it happens again, I'll update this post. If not, then it was a one time quirk (if that is even possible).

This happened in at least three cases:

  • Hitting Compose Email
  • Hitting Reply to an Email
  • Clicking in the search box and searching for an email

September 22, 2009

Flying With a Baby; I'm One Of Those Now

baby on planeFor this years Rosh Hashanah holiday we went to the in-laws (my in-laws) via aircraft. That means, we had to fly with a baby, since I am now a dad. No, I couldn't leave her behind - nor did I want to. :)

So, I am a bit nervous about how the flight will go. You know, no one wants to sit next to a crying baby on a flight, be it 30 minutes or 30 hours. I am sure most of you have all been on a flight with a crying baby. The next flight you go on with a baby - you give the parents 'that look.' You know, the "ugh, you are on my flight" look. I am sure I have given that look to others, even though it likely was not intentional.

It was my time, my time to get the look. And yes, I felt like I got the look. I am pretty sure I really did get the look from some people. Giving the look and getting the look, um... looks different. It looks like, a little smile and then as they turn their head, they roll their eyes up slightly. Yea, I saw a couple of those on the departing and arriving flights.

But in the end, we showed them. My little girl was an angel. She, with the aid of her mother, feel asleep on take off, and slept throughout the two hour +or- flight. Not just on the way there, but on the way back.

In fact, we even got compliments from other passengers on the plane. Not only did she complement how cute she was. She is cute. But how they didn't even notice a baby was on the flight, since she didn't make a peep 99% of the way.

So next time you see a baby on a flight - hold off on giving "the look" until it is actually warranted!

September 17, 2009

Dressed Like a Pirate In Synagoge on Rosh Hashanah

Friday night is the start of the two days of Rosh Hashanah, but did you know that Saturday is Talk Like a Pirate Day? You see the pickle I am in? I don't know if I should come to synagogue (shul) dressed in a pirate costume or if that would be just too over the top and inappropriate.

I mean, I can come in both:

Pirate Day on Rosh Hashanah

Think that would work? ;-)

In any event, if you do go to synagogue and you want to geek yourself out on that day, then just tell your friend...

Happy New Yaaaaaar!

They might think you are crazy, but who cares - you will laugh and that is all that matters.

Everyone, have a happy and healthy New Yaaaar!

September 16, 2009

Wife, I Am Eating a Salad for Lunch

This is a blog post for my wife to see that I am eating a chicken salad for lunch.

Chicken Salad

September 15, 2009

Enterprise's Hummer & Lexus Is Screwing Me

screw hummerOn September 4th, 11 days ago, I told you I would be driving a Hummer for a few days. Well, 11 days later, and probably at least 3 more days going forward, I will still have this Hummer.

In short, Prestige Lexus's Collision department lied to me. The car should have been done in 4 days, so technically by Wednesday of last week, the latest. I call for an update and they tell me, they needed to do more work and get more money from Allstate. Then the light they ordered was damaged, so they had to reorder it. The story goes on and on. So this 4 day fix is already on day 11.

I asked the guy, to be honest and tell me when it will be done. He said, he hopes by Friday, ah so 14 days later. If he is telling me the truth.

Why am I so upset?

(1) I don't think this guy is lying to me, I just think he has bad info and has limited control on when the car can be fixed. I just wish he would have set those expectations from the start and not tell me it would be done mid last week.

(2) I really dislike driving the Hummer. A few days of driving it around was fun. But honestly, I am so sick of it. It is just too big and not a convenient car to get around in.

(3) When I call Enterprise to ask them if I can return it for something else, which they said I can do at any time - they tell me they only have cargo vans available, to call back tomorrow. So I called again and again, still, only cargo vans. So I am paying more money every day for a car I do not like. What I find incredible is that when I came in to rent the Hummer, they listed off like 15 cars I can pick from. Now they only have cargo vans! I don't believe them.

I just feel like Enterprise is screwing me cause Lexus is clueless.

September 14, 2009

My Favorite Movie Type Got To Be Bloody & Deadly

I rarely watch movies. That includes watching movies at home and especially at the theatre. I assume it will be an even longer time until I see a movie again in a theatre (got a kid now). But I do watch most the movies I end up seeing, on flights to conferences.

I often pick the movie via iTunes and download it to my iPhone for the flight. Sometimes I will rent a few movies, depending on the length of the flight.

The criteria I use to find out which movie I want to rent is based on how much violence is in the movie. I just really enjoy watching war movies, movies with guns, people getting killed, lots of anger and lots of action. Otherwise, the movies don't often keep me focused. Movies way out there, with lots and lots of constant action, let me drift away for a bit - something I rarely do.

One of my favorite bloody movies is 300. I saw a piece of it on TNT last night. Of course, my wife hates these types of movies - so you know.

Here is the trailer:

What a great movie.

September 10, 2009

My Favorite Commercial: Intel Star - Ajay Bhatt

I just love this commercial, the Intel commercials, but the one with Ajay Bhatt as the "Intel Star."

How can you not love this?

September 9, 2009

How I Watch Apple Events

Like a billion other people out there, I was watching the Apple rock and roll event on the web.

I used both CrunchGear and GDGT.com for the live scrolling coverage. But as the live coverage was flowing, I opened Google Finance and had the title tag peak through at the top, so I can see how the stock was doing. It started to drop during the iPod talk - maybe investors wanted to hear more about the iPhone?

Here is a screen capture:

Watching Live Apple Event

9/9/09 at 9:09

Last year, at exactly 8/8/08 at 8:08 I captured the time on my computer. This year, I forgot cause I got busy. Err!

But Google has a Doodle up for the event.

09-09-09 Google Logo

There is nothing more exciting or important then this right now!

September 7, 2009

Rambo Rabbis

Rambo RabbisThis is both funny and interesting...

I was in the 7/11 last week and some guy was holding the New York Post. On the cover was a funny picture of Jews in a synagogue with fake guns. It looked like some type of play or movie. The story is named Gun-Toting God Squad: Rabbis Pack Heat, CBS News.

In short, these people are running a group named "International Security Coalition of Clergy." Basically, they teach synagogues and churches how to prepare themselves in case of someone coming in to the synagogue or church as a threat.

There are other funny titles from other papers, such as Go ahead, make my high holiday from the NY Post, Kick-ass rabbis team up to defend synagogues from Y-Net, What Chutzpah! Rambo Rabbis Gun for Terrorists from NBC NY, and Tough Jews: Revenge of the Nebbish? from Politics Daily.

If you haven't see You Don't Mess with the Zohan and you know Israeli culture, you should check it out, it is funny - to say the least.

Here is a news clip of the Rabbi's in action:

September 4, 2009

Bird Lady At Local Pizza Store

Yea, I was in the very exciting local pizza shop and there was a lady there with a bird on her head. I kid you not. Here is a picture:

Bird Lady in Pizza Store

Why a person has a bird on their head in a pizza store, I don't get. Maybe she was hopping to catch a streak of good luck and get bird poop on her head (they say it is good luck, don't they?). Speaking of bird poop, don't forget to check out my best (worst) bird poop cars post, if you missed it. I actually got nailed by bird poop at least twice - I didn't feel lucky afterwards.

I have blogged about this pizza store at least twice prior. One, there was a Big accident at the corner of the store and the whole pizza store was broken at one point.

I also have a history with dead birds. They continue to fly into my windows and due to the window accident they need crack cocaine to relieve the stress, but ultimately die on an overhang due to the addiction.

Driving a Hummer H3 For A Few Days

hummer h3Earlier this week, I got in a minor accident which required that I bring in my car to get the front bumper fixed. FYI, this is only my second real accident in my life.

In any event, yesterday - I dropped off my car at the dealership to be fixed. From there, I had Enterprise pick me up from there and get me a rental. My insurance pays $30 a day for a rental, so I decided to get one.

Enterprise had a bunch of cars available for $30 per day, but they also said for a few buck more per day (about $10) I could get a Hummer H3.

I thought about it for a bit, thought how much I hate big cars (I hate driving them, I hate seeing them on the road, etc). I figured, heck - why not drive one for a few days. So I got the Hummer H3 for a few days. Why not? It isn't like I have to keep it for three years - so give the big car a try.

The car is huge. It feels like a truck. It handles very well. It has very good acceleration for a car (truck) that size. But it is big, big. Coming from very small cars, my whole life, maneuvering with this one is different. I am very careful when backing up, making turns, pulling in/out of my garage and so on.

But at the same time, it does make you feel empowered when driving on the road. You know, like you are the big kid in the class and no one can mess with you. I drive around, with my huge engine and car and think - hey, I can drive over that car. Not that I would, but you know the feeling.

In any event, I will likely return the car in a few days and get my small car back. I doubt I will regret renting the Hummer. It is fun trying out new cars. So why not make the best of a bad situation (the accident)?

September 3, 2009

Strangers Trust Me

trustReally, random people (well, sometimes not random folks) trust me. I cannot tell you how many times I get calls and emails from people who trust me with information they wouldn't even tell a family member of theirs. This is both on a personal level and on a professional level.

Some people feel like they can tell me stuff in their lives, as a person they can vent to - and know (or feel that they know) that I won't tell anyone else. Some people feel like they have an important project coming up and they want my opinion and trust I won't tell anyone (without signing an NDA). Some people have their projects and won't trust anyone else with them, outside of my company - because of that trust.

People just feel comfortable with me on that level. From people I know personally all the way to people I have never met or spoken to before.

Why is this?

Well, for one, I am really a trustworthy person. You tell me not to tell anyone something, even if I don't know you from a hole in the wall, I won't tell anyone. You got my word, and my word is important to me. Just don't tell me you did something incredibly illegal.

But most people don't know that or won't believe others when they say they will keep a secret. For some reason people just assume I will, without even meeting me. I think it has to do with my blogging and what I share about myself and my business both here and my other professional blogs. Maybe it is the way I write things or what I write - I am not sure.

Maybe it is also something that is known about me in the SEM (search marketing) industry. I get a lot of information from lots of diverse people, either from dark SEOs and from search companies like Google. I have a strict set of blogging ethics I wrote down in 2005 which I stick to.

But honestly, it might not be about being a truly trustworthy person or sharing what I do here or having a written set of guidelines. It might be something else - I am not sure...

September 1, 2009

Englewood Hospital Pediatricians: Stuck With Doctors Who Don't Accept Your Insurance

doctors, insurance and moneyIn May, we went to Englewood Hospital to deliver our first baby. I was all ready to prepare for insurance woes, trust me - I heard crazy horror stories. We did the pre-registration bit, made sure they accepted our insurance (which is a very good one) and spoke to all the doctors to make sure they accepted our insurance as well.

When we arrived at the hospital and my wife was settled in the delivery area, they asked me to check her in with registration. When I did that, I asked over and over again, will my insurance be accepted, do I have to worry about specific doctors not accepting our insurance and so on. The person there reassured me that any doctor who sees my wife or child will accept my insurance. Of course, I was skeptical.

In any event, as people came into the delivery room - I questioned them, in terms of insurance questions. They all accepted the insurance and assured me of that. So I thought I was pretty good, until a month or so later where I got hit with a bunch of bills that I owed money. Most turned out okay after I had to hound either the hospital, doctor or insurance company to get on the same page. I paid my deductibles and the insurance company covered the rest. I said most...

One network of doctors did not accept my insurance. The Englewood Hospital Pediatricians or the group Englewood outsources to for the pediatrics work, did not accept my insurance. So when I get this bill and it says something like we do not accept your insurance, I was upset - to say the least. To be fair, it wasn't tens of thousands, but it wasn't a few bucks - so it didn't break me.

I called the insurance company and they explained that they put the amount towards my out of network. As per my contract, they can't do much more than that. I then call the hospital and ask them why these out of network doctors saw my daughter. The hospital told me, there were no in-hospital doctors available, so they used this group. The hospital told me to take it up with the insurance company or the doctors. Since the insurance company couldn't help me, I tried to call the doctors. Instead, I get a billing service, hired by the doctors, who can't do anything but tell me I owe the doctors money.

The conversation with the billing company was interesting... I'll try to describe how it went, but keep in mind, this was months ago.

* I ask what can be done about this charge, I was told no doctor would see us if they didn't accept insurance.
* They say, the doctor saw you and we had to bill. Take it up with the hospital or insurance company (see the finger pointing).
* But I asked again, why did they see us if they didn't accept our insurance.
* They reply that they have to see all patients, no matter what insurance they take.
* I then asked, do you get these complaints often?
* They reply, all the time, every day, non-stop.
* I then ask, do the doctors know you get these complaints? If not, you should tell them, and maybe they can do something about it in the future?
* We can't tell them, they responded.
* Okay, so can I call them, what is their number?
* They reply, "we can't give you that information."
* So how do I complain about this invoice and their service? I ask.
* They say, "you complain to us."

At this point, I take a step back and try to understand this. I ask them... If you get these questions all the time, why won't you tell them this? They have thousands of unhappy "customers" and they don't care? In fact, three different pediatricians saw my daughter. First one saw her when we didn't even know (i.e. I didn't approve it). The other two introduced themselves as "doctors who work for the hospital." That was on day two and three, so I wasn't thinking straight and I thought, they were employed by the hospital and not outsourced.

* I asked, why do the doctors say they work for the hospital? It makes it sound like they would accept my insurance.

By this time, the person on the other end of the phone is really not happy with me and begins to get short with me. I try to calm her down and explain my situation. I try to get her to understand how evil this sounds. A doctor(s) knows that virtually everyone they see (I think they don't accept any insurance) will have a complaint about the bill. The doctors either (a) see your daughter without your knowledge and (b) imply they are with the hospital so you think they accept your insurance and they bill you. They know you will have an issue with the bill, so they hide it from the onset. I explain this to the billing company and they finally agree with me but say they cannot do anything. Nor can they give me the information for these doctors.

So I do some searching and cannot get a real phone number or address. Of course, I have the doctor's names, but I really am too kind and I decide not to call them at home (yea, I can get that info if I wanted). I can also name the doctor group here and their personal names, but I won't.

I decide to go back to the insurance company and file an appeal or something.

This week, I get another bill from the billing company for these evil doctors. I decide to call, ask if they are willing to accept the amount my insurance company believes they should pay. They do and I pay them in full.

The doctors who checked the health of my new baby, also take advantage of people when they are in a very unpredictable place.

Thankfully, my bill wasn't too bad. I have heard stories of bills for tens of thousands of dollars.

It is just so evil.

(Oh, and if you knew how much I paid for insurance it would make you sick.