I am a funny guy, really funny - incredibly funny. I do a lot of Apple jokes around the office, like every day, several times a day. Let me share the latest one with you.

Apple Shipment Joke

My IM conversation with iMatt:

Barry: oh, if u have tracking # for bumpers, can i have it? i have a widget to track deliveries and packages are fun
iMatt: sure
iMatt: i think they split it into 3 shipments
Barry: weird
Barry: okay
Barry: one is fine
Barry: i am sure they will all come the same day
iMatt: i dunno, we could all pick a number and see if they do
Barry: ha
Barry: u get first
iMatt: race them
Barry: then jimmy and then me
Barry: i ordered last
iMatt: i've got to pick a lucky one
Barry: :)
iMatt: k here's yours [number removed]
Barry: thank
iMatt: fedex
Barry: mine is delivered today! Sweet
Barry: okay, kidding
iMatt: funny
Barry: apple humor