"How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on"I never thought about this before I got married but now I do.

I go to the bathroom in my office a few times a day, sometimes a lot more if I drink a large Snapple or something. :)

Often I'll see people do their thing, and then simply skip the sink and go right for the door. Forget using soap after taking care of their business. They simply skip turning on the faucet completely.

The other day, someone in the office said she spotted someone turn the faucet on and not use it. Trying to pretend she was using it. Are you serious?

In any event.

After I do my business, I want my hands to stay clean. So I use a paper towel on the inside bathroom door knob.

Not all doors, just the inside bathroom door knob.

Video added later after Tony Kummer notified me of it.