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November 22, 2011

Save 50% On Water Delivery But Terminating Your Contract

water-cooler.pngThe couple weeks ago, Crystal Rock came into my office claiming they can do better than Deer Park on my water bottle prices. They did and I terminated my contract with Deer Park.

Today I got a notification from Poland Spring that my home delivery is coming up. So I decided to play the termination game with them and it worked.

I called, I said, Crystal Rock offered me X dollars per bottle and I pay you guys Y. I would like to terminate my water with you guys, unless you can match. I was then put on hold for maybe 30 seconds and was told they would match it for a year.

The price difference is a savings of 50%! Water isn't expensive but 50% isn't something to laugh at.

So if you have a water service, call and threaten to terminate - it will save you money!

Image credit: Scott Bartlett / ShutterStock.

May 23, 2011

Recruiters In Denial or Just Stupid?

Head Buried In The SandI am not a huge fan of recruiters. I use them because we need to find good people but at the same time, many feel like ruthless vultures to me.

In any event, I had an interesting and fun call today with a recruiter. It went like this, although not word for word:

Recruiter dials operator line, I answer.

Recruiter: Is Andrew there?
Barry: He is working from home today.

Recruiter: I am working on a project with him, is there any way I can reach him? We had a call for today...
Barry: What is your name?

Recruiter: [Says his name]
Barry: Really? What project? Maybe I can help you immediately... (I am thinking, I would know his name if he was working with this employee and figure he is a recruiter by now)

Recruiter: I cannot disclose that but I need to speak to him...
Barry: Why can't you tell me? I am the boss.

Recruiter: Can you have him call me?
Barry: Sure, what is your name and number.

Recruiter: [Says his name and phone number (it works, I tried it after the call)]
Barry: I'd love to help you now. Can you please tell me the project or are you a recruiter?

Recruiter: I'm a contractor
Barry: So then tell me the project, I like to help my clients.

Recruiter: How do I know if you are the boss?
Barry: Check the RustyBrick web site (I walk him through the process...)

Recruiter: I see, thanks.
Barry: So, can I help you now?

Recruiter: No, I really need to speak with him...
Barry: Really? Are you a recruiter?

Recruiter: I don't think I am a recruiter (yes, he said that word for word)
Barry: Really? Well, if you were a recruiter, I am hiring.

Recruiter: Um, what is your email?
Barry: So you are a recruiter?

Recruiter: Um?
Barry: Are you?

Then I hear him hang up the phone.

So I give the employee the recruiters number and tell the story to the team. I would never prevent recruiters from calling the people here. But at the same time, I hate it when the same recruiters turn around and try to then fill positions at my company. You CANNOT have it both ways. No way!

The employee then forwards me the email from this recruiter. I in turn email the recruiter with our job openings just to see. He has the nerve to reply:

You are a better man than I am! Thanks! Sorry ... but when I call into a firm I can't advertise that I'm a Recruiter, I hope you can understand.

BTW, It's amazing how much the marketing has come back since 2 years ago. Sounds like you have open needs as well, are you working with a recruiter?

It is amazing, just amazing!

Oh, we are hiring and if your an iPhone developer, use the hire me app.

May 10, 2011

Weeding Out Prospects Quickly

weedsJust got off with a prospect who called. It went like this:

Prospect: I'd like to schedule a meeting at your office.

Me: Our starting prices are $X.

Prospect: Why so expensive.

Me: We are really good.

Prospect: That is too expensive for me.

Me: Okay. Bye.

I should add two things:

(1) He started off the phone call talking to a friend of his and I sat there listening to it. I HATE when people do that. Why bother calling someone when you are in the middle of a conversation already. So I was annoyed already.

(2) I am a horrible sales man.

Anyway, that is how to weed out prospects really quickly.

February 21, 2011

Vindication! Chase Continental Card Drops Foreign Transaction Fees

Chase Continental Card

In January I was really upset to learn my Chase Continental Card had foreign transaction fees. I replaced my AMEX with the Chase Continental card due to their partnership ending and was hoping to find a card that replicated those perks to the max.

So when I went to Israel and noticed dozens of foreign transaction fees on my card, something that was 'foreign' to me because I have been spoiled with my American Express card, I was upset.

So I decided to give Chase some ideas on how to improve the benefits of the card, to put it more on the same level of the AMEX. But when I did that, Chase, Continental's partner, recommended I use British Airways credit card.

As you can imagine, I was even more upset now. So I forwarded this suggestion to Continental, who after a few weeks replied to me that they will send my email to the right people at Continental.

I guess it worked because I received an email from Chase today that there will no longer be foreign transaction fees! I am so happy, this was one of the biggest draw backs to the card for me - being that I put the SphinnCon conference costs on my credit card and getting charged 3% on top of those costs, well, that is just wild!

Chase emailed:

Designed from its inception to provide unparalleled travel benefits, your Presidential PlusSM Business Card has now been further enhanced.

As of February 15, 2011, you will no longer be charged foreign transaction fees. That means that you'll now save 3% on all international purchases made using your Presidential Plus Business Card.

This exciting new benefit is sure to make your international travel experience even more enjoyable. Best of all, you needn't do anything to take advantage of it – the change will automatically take effect on February 15, 2011.

I doubt they will give me any credit for my charges in January, but that is okay with me. They listened and did what is best for their Continental customers. Very happy!

February 3, 2011

Continental Recommending British Airways Credit Card

British-Airways-Credit-CardI hate it, absolutely hate it, when I see company partners not supporting the brands they partner with. It seems under handed and downright wrong!

That is what happened when I reached out to Chase on the Continental credit card.

As you know, I left AMEX for Continental's credit card because the AMEX/Continental partnership ended. But when I used my Continental Credit Card last month in Israel, I was hit with tons of foreign transaction fees.

So I decided to politely email Chase to tell them what changes I would like to see in the future, so the card is more on the same playing field as the AMEX I had, which costs about the same. I emailed those suggestions to Chase and received a response recommending I switch from the Continental card to the British Airways card!

Can you believe it! A Continental Partner stabbing them in the back! I don't want to switch, Continental is my airline. What I do want is them to say they will pass my feedback to the right people. Let me quote the email sent to me by Chase:

While I am unable to suppress foreign transaction fees from being assessed on your Continental Mastercard, I would like to offer the British Airways card as an alternative, which does not carry a foreign transaction fee. Although the option to switch to the British Airways card is not available, you may apply for this account on our website at http://www.Chase.com/

For real?

So I forwarded this email to Continental a week ago and said:

I am not sure where this should go. But I suspect the folks at Continental would love to know this.

In short, I had some suggestions for the Continental President's Club, which you can see below. Chase, the ones who manage your credit card, replied saying I should get the British Airways credit card.

I'd thought you would want to know your credit card partner is recommending other competing airline credit cards to your loyal customers.

Again, all I want is for them to consider my suggestions of:

(1) Shortening the wait time for calling the 800# on the card for "Presidents Card" holders.

(2) Be flexible with pausing a credit card when you travel overseas, this is an international credit card designed for airline use.

(3) Drop the Foreign Transaction Fees, like I said, it is an international credit card designed for travel.

So in response, Chase tells me to go with the British Airways card.

January 25, 2011

Foreign Transaction Fees For Travel Credit Card? Bad Continental

Foreign Transaction FeesAs you may have read, I replaced my AMEX with the Chase Continental card. The main reason I left AMEX was because their partnership with Continental Airlines expired and I couldn't use it to get into lounges in the future or use the miles towards airline tickets.

So I got myself the top of the line Continental Airlines Presidents Plus Card. I have access to the lounges, I accrue miles for money spent, heck I get a lot of miles with this card - so that is working out well.

But what are the major issues I have had with this card? Most have to do with international travel. I heard some reports of issues about this, so when I applied for the card I asked about this. The person at Chase said that this card is an airline card and designed specifically for international travel.

But that is not true! I had a few issues with international use of this card.

(1) Chase locked the card because they saw international spend. Heck, I told them I was traveling and they locked it anyway. It is upsetting to use the card and it be rejected without reason. It worked out eventually but I had to call and verify stuff I told them when I first opened up the card.

(2) Foreign Transaction Fees: With my American Express I don't think I ever had a fee for using my credit card overseas. But with my Continental Airlines credit card, a card designed specifically for international use, I had tons of fees for using my credit card overseas. I am not too upset but it just seems illogical.

Those are my main issues with this new credit card to-date.

December 9, 2010

Finally Got Professional Head Shots

Barry Schwartz HeadshotGet them while they are hot. Make them your desktop's background image. Use them for your website's favicons! Okay, maybe not.

For the seven years I have covered search, I never was able to provide press, media, conferences, and so on - a professional headshot of myself. I often gave them a picture of myself from Gary Price's wedding. I just didn't care much, it all has to do with me being a bad sales man.

But we ended up doing family pictures with a family friend and I asked if he can do some head shots, because what I have now, doesn't work. And even though I am not the most attractive guy in the world, they came out pretty nice.

Even better, it looks great on my bio page at rustybrick.com/barry.

So there are high resolution versions for all to download at that bio page, towards the bottom.

Huge thanks to J. Pollack Photography, which is based in St. Louis. He did an outstanding job!

November 23, 2010

Replaced My AMEX With Chase Continental Card

Continental Presidential Plus CardA month ago, I applied for the Chase Continental Presidents Plus card.

I got the cards this week and already moved all my known spending to this card.

I will soon be free of American Express. Don't get me wrong. I don't mind AMEX, they have been good to me. But I am leaving AMEX only because they will soon have no deal with my preferred airline, Continental.

So switching to a credit card that gives me the only CC perks I use, i.e. buying airline tickets and getting airline perks, is the main reason.

The Chase Continental Presidents Plus card gives me all these perks and more.

I have not cancelled my AMEX yet, but I will before the renewal charge.

Goodbye AMEX, I will miss you.

October 26, 2010

Applied For Continental Presidential Plus Credit Card

Continental Presidential Plus CardI travel pretty often. So I was very into having an American Express Platinum card for the travel perks. Especially for the access to the Continental Presidents Club lounges and points to mile transfer.

As I told you in the past, I was planning on leaving AMEX for Continental Card because American Express and Continental are discontinuing their deal. So next year, AMEX won't get me into the lounges nor will I be able to transfer my points to Continental for airline miles.

I pretty much exclusively use Continental. The week after I blogged it, AMEX called me, sent me two letters and emailed me at least once. They basically are telling all their customers about the new benefits and we shouldn't leave AMEX due to the Continental non-deal.

Well, I am. I applied for the Continental Airlines Presidential Plus Card for Business and will slowly move my spending over to that. My AMEX renewal fee expires sometime in February 2011 but I want to see how this card works out prior to me dropping my AMEX Platinum card. So I am overlapping for a few months on purpose.

Are you a Continental flyer? What are you doing?

October 13, 2010

EFTPS Spam Getting Ridiculous

EFTPSEFTPS is the way most businesses and many personal people pay all their federal taxes electronically. As a business owner, I think you have to pay taxes this way, at least for payroll taxes and some other frequent taxes. It also makes my life easier - because in the old days, I had to go to the bank to process these taxes.

In any event, recently, EFTPS phishing spam attacks have been on the rise. The IRS has a page about the scam dating back to August. Yes, I have received these for a while, but in the past week or so, it feels like I have received a dozen plus each day.

They look like this:

EFTPS Phishing Emails

The link obviously doesn't take you to the real web site. Instead you are sent to a fake web site, that appears to look like the EFTPS web site (I assume, I never clicked, but I did check the URL source). It likely tries to convince you to give over your bank account information and other personal/business information.

The spike in these emails is out of hand now.

September 27, 2010

I'll Likely Leave American Express Due To Continental Changes

AMEX & ContinentalOn Wednesday, I received an email from Continental Airlines, soon to be United Airlines, that in about a year, the deal they have with American Express will no longer be in effect. They said:

Effective Oct. 1, 2011, Continental Airlines will no longer participate in the American Express Membership Rewards and Airport Club Access programs.

American Express Cardmembers can continue to transfer Membership Rewards points to their OnePass accounts through Sept. 30, 2011.The Presidents Club will continue to accept valid Platinum and Centurion cards for admittance to lounges through Sept. 30, 2011.

Here are the details from Continental and here are the details from American Express.

The only reason I pay the $450 annual fee is for access to the Continental Lounges. Yes, I use the AMEX points for flights and other things, but I can do that with other cards.

Of course, I don't have to make any decision today. I will wait and see what happens when the United/Continental merger is complete, but I suspect it will mean no more AMEX needed for me.

I will likely switch all my business spending to the Continental Airlines Presidential Plus Card for Business. It offers pretty much the same perks plus more, especially for what is most important to me, flying on Continental. I'll get access to the airport lounges for both Continental and United. I'll get bag fees waived (I do anyway cause I have elite status), I'll get more miles and seems like I'll get EliteStatus without needing to fly so much.

AMEX is saying they are giving us other new options in exchange of losing Continental. That includes a $200 Airline Fee Credit, 20% Travel Bonus and an iPhone app. But honestly, there are conditions and I doubt I would ever meet those requirements.

So I suspect a month or so prior to the deadline, I will transfer my AMEX points to Continental miles and get the Continental card (if it is called that after the merger) and start accuring miles and points on that card.

It's too bad AMEX but flying on Continental is just that important to me.

August 11, 2010

Quote Request Rant

Bradford Rant shirtKind of a continuation of my hate of RFPs and paper...

Here is my rant for quote requests I get on occasion:

- A prospect basically tell me they are in the X industry and I need a web site.

- They then politely ask to send them a quote that include all my ideas and prices for those ideas.

- They are unsure which direction they want to go, but they want me to spend my time figuring it out for them, at no cost.

- Then when I am done working up ideas for them.

- They can take those ideas to India to do at a fraction of the cost.

Or maybe I am looking into these requests too deeply and they have no intention to do that.

August 10, 2010

The Paper Request For Proposal

RFPMost of your know that I hate RFPs, request for proposals. I consider them the same as feeding (or teasing) hungry dogs with samples of food. I rarely respond to an RFP.

What do I hate more than RFPs? RFPs mailed to me via the post office, on physical paper.

Last week, I received an RFP via the mail. It was one of those special deliveries, via FedEx or something. I opened it up to find a "Request for Proposal" in fancy type set. I laughed and it is still sitting on my desk as a reminder to blog about it. Thing is, it was buried under other papers, until I dug it out and was reminded to blog about it.

Yesterday, I received a letter from a client. The letter was very legal-like. It had a request for a change to their web site. Move this here, that here, etc. It was typed up on fancy stationary, signed and mailed. I received it, opened the letter, read it - and dare I say it, threw it away.

Seriously! You have email, you have a web site - just email me with the changes you want or even call. To write up a formal letter? Seriously?

Back to the RFP. Do any of you get paper-based RFPs anymore? I get a few from government offices, but this may be my first or second from a non-government office. Seems wasteful.

July 8, 2010

Is It Too Much To Ask You To Be ON TIME!

Time goes byMany people who know me, know that I am obsessed with time. This means, being on time for calls, never being late for meeting and so on. I think it is due to me being crazed for achieving optimal efficiency, which is often helped through computers and a strict routine.

So when I speak with a prospect, client or even a personal friend who has no respect for time - my time or their own time - it bugs me.

This happens often enough, but this afternoon I had someone call me to have a meeting. Let me take you back a bit to give you more history.

I don't remember exactly when, but maybe a month ago, we spoke on the phone and told him, to give him a price, I need to meet. He then said he will call me, but hopes to call me next week to set something up. That flew by. Yesterday, around noon, I get a call from this guy. I answer, he said, without telling me who he is - what time are you around until today. I said, who is this? He gives me his name. I said, what is this in reference to? He reminds me. So I tell him about 6pm.

Fast forward to today. Yea, he never showed or called after that yesterday. But today, he calls the office. Someone else answers. He talks to whomever answered like he would be aware of a meeting between myself and him, which never happened. The guy who answered put him on hold, spoke to me and then schedule a meeting at 3pm today.

I figured he wouldn't be here at 3, based on our past conversations. So I told him that it can't go past 4pm.

The guy shows up at 3:45pm. I decide to talk to him until 4pm and then say goodbye.

This potentially can be a large project but do I want to get involved, knowing that we conflict on how we value or view time?

Update: Seems like nowadays most people reply to me via Twitter (which kills my comments):

@rustybrick don't do it. I've had the same exact experience with contractors and regretted every time.less than a minute ago via Seesmic

@rustybrick no, it's definitely not too much to ask. If they don't value your time now, imagine when/if they were a client.less than a minute ago via TwitKit

@rustybrick that guy either has no respect for you or is a total flake and the project will be a disaster - RUN!less than a minute ago via Power Twitter

@rustybrick You can't work with dorks maintaining such an attitude. You won't be happy, he won't be happy, it'll cost both of you money. Runless than a minute ago via web

RT @SebastianX: @rustybrick You can't work with dorks maintaining such an attitude. You won't be happy, he won't be happy, it'll cost both..less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@rustybrick: People often have very different priorities but differences in attitude don't preclude being good at what's really important.less than a minute ago via Echofon

@rustybrick I'd say no too. I'm a stickler 4 punctuality. It's a mark of how much you value the other person's time.less than a minute ago via HootSuite

June 11, 2010

Dun & Bradstreet Seems Scammy, Here Is Why

DUNS logoLet me start off this rant by saying I am being careful on how I word this post, because Dun & Bradstreet is a very respected company that has been in business since 1841. That being said, I feel as if one of their practices is a downright scam - yes, I said it, a SCAM.

D&B is probably most well known for their D-U-N-S numbers. Wikipedia has a nice explanation of the DUNS number, but basically it is a number assigned to business entities. It was introduced by D&B in 1963 to support D&B's credit reporting practice, instead of using a business's tax ID number, since some businesses file under social security numbers, i.e. sole proprietorships.

When I formed my business, I eventually registered myself with D&B and received a DUNS number. On very limited occasions, I am asked by vendors and clients for my DUNS number. It is so limited that I always have to go to the D&B web site and look it up, and I am the type of person that remembers numbers 835634465 after looking at them once.

Yesterday, I received a phone call from one of the over 5,000 or so people who work at D&B. They told me that recently two different companies asked for a credit report on my company. They asked me if I was aware. I told them, I do know two companies recently asked me to provide my DUNS number to them.

She then said, are you aware your credit rating with us [D&B] was lowered from our highest score of a 1 to a 2. I said, no, I wasn't aware of that.

The way she was talking was very 'salesly' at this point. So I stopped her and said, "what do I have to buy from you?"

She said that they offer a product named "DNBi SelfMonitor" for $449.00. If I pay that, my credit score would go back to 1.

Dun & Bradstreet Scam?

I got angry. I said, my company has never in the 10+ years in business, ever paid a bill late. She said, I am aware of that, your billing history, according to our records, is perfect. She said the reason the credit score has dropped was because we [D&B] have outdated records on your company.

I stopped her again and asked, so you want me to pay you for you to have more updated records? She said, yes. She said they spent millions of dollars trying to keep these records up to date. I said, good - because you sell those records to those looking for credit reports. But why do I have to pay you for that? It is your business to sell up-dated records to your clients.

Think about it... You are in the business of selling data, if your data is bad - then it is worth nothing. Why is it my obligation to pay you to give you data that is mine. In fact, you should pay me to get my data. You should definitely not charge me to give you my data.

She didn't agree with me. So we parted ways.

You can see, D&B charges a $180 per report, with add ons, to companies requesting them:

Dun & Bradstreet Credit Reports

Now I am in a situation where I know D&B reduced my credit score because I won't pay them $500 for me to give them my data. Does that seem scammy or am I nuts?

I am not the only one who believes this, just check ripoffreport.com, creditboards.com and scam.com.

Am I wrong?

Update: I wanted to include some comments I received on Twitter and Google Buzz, in addition to the comments below. In all honesty, I was hoping some one would say I am nuts, because I kind of want to pay for the $500 to improve my D&B rating, but so far, no luck.

@rustybrick you're not wrong. There was a time when D&B was useful. Helpful, even. Now it's only about marketing. We don't give them info.less than a minute ago via Seesmic

@rustybrick you're spot on with that, I completely agree with youless than a minute ago via Seesmic

@rustybrick That's absolutely insane! Isn't there some kind of a governmental agency you can complain to?less than a minute ago via mobile web

@rustybrick D&B totally sucks, avoid them, I don't tell them squat. My bank gives me all the credit I need, they can blow it out their assless than a minute ago via Power Twitter

Dun & Bradstreet Seems Scammy, Here Is Why http://bit.ly/ayeole BY @rustybrick / Oh, that's not good. Bad D&B, Bad!less than a minute ago via web

D&B: Extortionist tactics? Times are tough, no doubt, but this is some real BS people. #shame http://bit.ly/c7rOlN (via @rustybrick)less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@rustybrick Wow that's not the first time I've heard this complaint - just recently from a colleague as a warning to me. Thanks for this.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Dun & Bradstreet Seems Scammy, Here Is Why http://bit.ly/cNIkhS Barry Schwartzless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Buzz Comments on D&B

Update: A very nice VP at D&B called me on June 24th, with a customer service rep. She basically explained that the sales rep who called me did not tell me everything they should have and they will educate the sales reps better in the future.

In short, you can update your information for free at eupdate or by calling them at 866-584-0283.

I am glad they called and they did admit the sales person who called me was not telling me everything I should have known.

December 10, 2009

Home Air Filters Delivered on a Schedule

On Time Air Filters LogoIronically, this is not the first time I am blogging about air filters. Before I start, I should disclose that I am a partial owner in the company I am writing about - so yes, it is something that is awesome. ;-)

RustyBrick recently launched a site named On Time Air Filters - guess what they/we sell? You got it, air filters for your home!!!

I am the type of guy that hates going out to stores to buy stuff like this. To me, air filters are one of those things that should be done like water delivery. You schedule it to be done and someone delivers it to you when you need it.

That is how On Time Air Filters works. You go to the air filter wizard, select the number of filters you want (and sizes), the quality and frequency you need them and they are delivered to you - when you need them. So when you get a new air filter delivered, you know you need to swap out the old, and pop in the new one.

BTW - got air filter questions? You can ask merv via email or on Twitter or Facebook.

October 29, 2009

Playing With Stock Market

stock tradingBack when I was younger, about 20 or so, I did some stock trades here and there. Not day trading, but buying a few companies I liked, mostly tech related, and selling them several months later. Then I got really busy and rarely made any stock trades.

In the past week or so, I have begun dabbing in the market again. Not cause I am any less busy, just because I feel I am missing out. Whenever I login to my trading account, I get depressed looking at stocks and funds that I have no love for. I own companies I feel to be failures and in many cases, those stocks are still up from when I bought them, but still, they feel like failures.

This week, I made it a goal to clean up those stocks and move them to companies I like. When I am done, who knows, I might not look again for another ten years or so. But the recent buying and selling is fun.

There is a bit of that thrill you get when you gamble (win or lose). I don't gamble, but I guess this is how it would feel if I did. Clearly, it would have made sense for me to start the buying process a few months ago, but hey - why not now?

Do I know anything about trading stocks? No, not really. That is exactly why I don't play with what I cannot afford to lose.

October 26, 2009

Paying a New Tax: Metropolitan Commuter Transportation Mobility Tax

My accountant sends me an envelope that says I need to pay a nice amount to the Commissioner of Finance for the "Metropolitan Commuter Transportation Mobility Tax." I paid it, but I have no clue what it is about. So of course, I "google" it and find tax.state.ny.us/mctmt.

What does that tell me? Not much, it just says this is a new tax that has to be paid by my company.

The metropolitan commuter transportation mobility tax (MCTMT) is a new tax imposed on certain employers and self-employed individuals engaging in business within the metropolitan commuter transportation district (MCTD). This department administers the tax for the Metropolitan Transportation Authority. (The MCTD includes the counties of New York (Manhattan), Bronx, Kings (Brooklyn), Queens, Richmond (Staten Island), Rockland, Nassau, Suffolk, Orange, Putnam, Dutchess, and Westchester.)

I then see two video links, so I get excited. Maybe the video's tell me what this tax is about. I watched both videos on the New York State Tax Department's YouTube Channel and learn nothing more than I already know.

(1) I have to pay it
(2) How to pay it online

So I assume it is some type of commuter tax but why am I paying it now, what does it cover?

So I dig even deeper and find a press release on NY Senate's site that this tax is to cover the $2 billion deficit from the MTA (Metropolitan Transportation Authority). Great, I never use the MTA, nor do 99% of my employees, but I got to pay for it.

Faced with devastating cuts to services and fare increases, Senate bill S5451, sponsored by Senator Martin Malavé Dilan (D-Brooklyn), passed Wednesday, May 6 bringing financial solvency and accountability to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority.

The package closes a more than $2 billion operating deficit incurred by the MTA with a two-year $2.9 billion revenue stream covering operational costs and capital. It also puts in place measures to ensure that the public authority operates under the light of day, and incorporates sound accounting practices.

One more tax to the pile of government services I do not use.

August 6, 2009

UPS: When Automated Customer Service Fails? Always

ups logoI have a UPS account, even though I rarely mail things. Okay, so I might use it once a month and then during the holiday gift season, use it a lot.

When I get invoices from UPS, I schedule them to be paid the day before, via my bank's bill pay system. This works flawlessly with all my bills that I cannot pay via credit card. So I got a bill that was due on August 1st from UPS. I scheduled the check to be received at UPS on that date. That date turned out to be a Saturday. UPS tells me they did not get it until the fourth. I am sure what they mean by "get it" is "process it."

In any event, I received a bill today from UPS for the amount of $1.11. Yea, the postage was about 42 cents to mail me the bill. I called, asked if I can either pay it via credit card or if they can reverse the charge. They said they can't do either. I would have to call a special department to ask if I can be approved for credit card payment (which I called, and was approved). But they could not reverse the charge because this happened once before, I was late (by a day, due to their processing schedule) once before.

UPS said, their policy is one late fee reversed for the life time of the account. You hear that, "life time" of the account, one late fee can be reversed. It is their policy.

How dumb. So we waste 94 cents worth of stamps, to mail a bill and a payment for a $1.11. That makes sense.

July 21, 2009

My Israel School (Yeshiva) Closed This Year : Economy

Ner YaakovIt is customary for Jewish boys and girls in some communities to spend a year learning in Israel prior to attending college or university. I personally had the privilege to experience a year in Israel, as did many of my friends.

I recently learned that the place I spent most of that year learning, Ner Yaakov, is not opening this year. Ner Yaakov is a Yeshiva (Jewish school) for American Jewish boys between high-school and college. The news of them not opening this year was released on July 15th and came as a shock to many. The reason they did not open this year was mostly due to economic hardships. The Rosh HaYeshiva (head of the school), Rabbi Yehoshua Liff wrote a letter explaining his decision.

I believe the school has been around for at least twenty-years. Plus, my brother, Adam, attended the school several years before me, and really never left. Yes, he went home to complete his secular education, but he went back and worked with students in the school since. This will be his first year in probably, well over a decade, not teaching at Ner Yaakov.

The popular Jewish blog, Yeshiva World News covered the news as well.

In any event, it is a shame to see the Yeshiva not open this year. The web site, which RustyBrick hosts and built, will remain up for as long as requested.

July 16, 2009

Continental Customer Service: Elite Access Vs. Average Customer

Customer ServiceFor the first time in my life, I actually booked tickets for a flight for the wrong day. I am actually not to blame, because the SES site does say Monday through Thursday, but I didn't realize that Monday is a training session day and not really part of the conference.

Since I booked the flight a few days ago, I was hoping pushing the day forward would not cost me too much. I dialed the main line to Continental Airlines and spoke to four people, with hold times of about 7 minutes (on average) before speaking to each person. Each person said, we can't change your flight without a change fee, plus your fair is going to be much higher. I said, I then asked if they can do something, so I was transferred twice before speaking with someone who was basically yelling at me for the mistake.

I won't say her name, because I forgot it and I don't want her to get fired. But she was like, "Why are you asking me about this?" I said, I don't know, I was transferred here by the other person. She asks me again, "why would you speak to me about this, I can't help you!" I kept saying, I didn't ask to speak to her, but they transferred me to her. She just kept on going, making me feel stupid that (1) I was speaking with her and (2) I booked the wrong flight. Okay, I was stupid for #2, but still.

I then apologized to this customer service person. I told her, I am sorry if I am making your day turn out bad. I added that I really didn't mean to be transferred to someone who cannot help me. I just want to find out if I can do something about my mistake. She basically grunted and asked again for my confirmation number, so I gave it to her. Then the shocker....

She said, "Your elite access," I said yes, I know. She then began apologizing to me for the trouble and said she would transfer me to the "elite desk." She then apologized three more times and transferred me. Wow!

The elite desk answered right away, made the flight change for free, with a slight cost for the flight difference. And I was all set within minutes after being transferred to the "elite desk."

I was shocked to see how Continental treats their "average" customer, compared to those that have "elite" access (i.e. fly more than 25,000 miles a year with them). I know you treat your better customers better, but to virtually yell and belittle the "average" customer and then treat your best customers like gold, seems way off to me. There has to be a better balance between the two.

And if you are off to SES San Jose, double check the agenda and make sure you are flying in and out the correct days.

May 7, 2009

Got My Google Profile Business Cards : But They Don't Work

Okay, so I ordered my Google Profile business cards and the only issue is that they don't work. Here is a picture of the card:

Google Profile Business Cards from iPrint.com

Technically, you are now suppose to enter into Google the name Barry Schwartz and then see my Google Profile in the search results. But when I search for that, I don't see a Google Profile, I see search results! Why would I give this card to people if it doesn't work?

Here is a screen capture of the search results. For more screen captures of me unboxing my Google Profile Business Cards, see Flickr.

I actually ordered two, I got two profiles one at google.com/profiles/cartoonbarry and the other at google.com/profiles/barry.schwartz.

Google Profile Business Cards from iPrint.com

April 22, 2009

Best Way To Stop Annoying Callers : Fake Phone Not In Service Message

Back in the day, savvy email server admins use to respond to email spammers with a nouser command. That would then get bounced back to the email spammer and some spammers would drop that email off the list. It was basically detecting spam emails and faking that your real email account was not valid.

I just received a call from someone I rather not talk to. It happens occasionally, be it telemarketers or annoying people. It occurred to me, why don't I do the same for those people. I.e. pretend that my phone is no longer active.

So I found a sound bite that says:

We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. if you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again.

Here is the sound byte:

Now, if you use a PBX like service, including something like Google Voice, you can set this up to work easily. I use it with Fonality, my Astersik based PBX (is it an open source PBX system) to set it up. But I figured more of you have Google Voice (aka Grand Central), so here is how to do it on Google Voice.

Stopping Annoying Calls with Google Voice:

  1. Go to Google Voice
  2. Add a new "group" to your contacts named "Annoying People"
  3. Add a new contact(s) and assign that contact to the "Annoying People" group
  4. Then go to Settings >> Groups and "edit" the "Annoying People" group.
  5. Where it reads "When people in this group go to voicemail" add a new voicemail greeting by clicking on "Add."
  6. It will ask you to dial a phone number, enter your phone number and Google will call you.
  7. Answer the phone and play this voice byte (the one above) in the speaker of the phone
  8. Save the voice prompt.

Here is a screen shot of the group edit page:

Stopping Annoying Calls with Google Voice

Here is a video of me dialing a Google Voice number I own but do not use. I added myself as an "annoying people" contact, to demonstrate how this actually works.

Now, it appears that Google will eventually allow you to port your main number to Google Voice. Plus, Google will soon open Google Voice to everyone to use. When that happens, I assume there will be greater adoption of Google Voice. This may come in handy for me in the future or possibly yourself.

March 2, 2009

When Did We Become So Wealthy?

The big news today is that the market sunk under 7,000. Right now, we are at 6,815 on the DOW and there is no end in sight. It is scary and it is taking a toll on virtually everyone...

When I was looking at the chart on Google Finance, I decided to max out that chart. I was looking to see, when did we become so rich and wealthy?

Stock Market

Some time in 1985, the market just started to grow. Look back, the line between the 70s and about 1985, it was somewhat flat. Basically between 800 and 1,100, give or take. Then sometime after 1985, it exploded. From 1,200 to 4,500 or so between 1985 and 1995 and then almost 11,000 between 1995 and 2005 and then over 14,000 in 2007. Wow, we have grown a lot, incredibly quickly.

Someone told me, they fear that American's will have to get used to living the lifestyle we did, during the 1980s. We simply won't have as much "stuff," this person told me. Our homes will become smaller, our cars will be slower, our needs will be less and what is important to us will become more focused.

All I know is the late 80s, mostly the 90s and now. I was born in 1980, so I don't really know what it means to return to our lifestlyles of that generation.

It is just amazing to me, how we became so wealthy so quickly and so much of it is gone. Where did all that money go? Or did it simply never truly exist?